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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

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When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost

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Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

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How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

RemindMe! 2 days to edit this post

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What sound does a dead cow make?

BOOOOOOOOOO

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

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What's Pao's favorite Chinese dish?

Infant children.

Why would Ellen Pao not do her own AMA?

General Pao's chicken.

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators