What sound does Reddit make when it blo...

Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit?

Through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

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What is the difference between Reddit and a fetish party?

You might actually get me to sub here.

Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot

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What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

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How can you call someone and sound fabulous?

Use a homophone.

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

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What happened on Reddit yesterday?

A pao-erful change

What's Pao's favorite Chinese dish?

Infant children.

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators