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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

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Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

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Where can you go on Reddit to ask questions?

Not /r/movies.

What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

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Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

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What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

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What happened on Reddit yesterday?

A pao-erful change

Why would Ellen Pao not do her own AMA?

General Pao's chicken.

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!