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What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

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What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

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Why was the Redditor mad at Reddit?

Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

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What's Pao's favorite Chinese dish?

Infant children.

How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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How do you spell onomatopoeia?

Just spell it like the way it sounds!

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

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What does an insecure white kid do when he accidentally leaves a page?

Alt+Right

What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

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What was Robert E. Lee voted in his High School Yearbook?

Most likely to Secede

Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA!

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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!