Fp Jokes

What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

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Whoa Jokes More Whoa Jokes

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why was the stadium so cool?

It was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night?

Reddit

What sound does a street sweeper make?

Broom Broom

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?

The Lay-Boar Party.

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity?

ON AN OPPORTUNITY

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Page Jokes More Page Jokes

What reddit page has that link/picture you're looking for?

The next page.

Where's the other one?

Page two is 19.99$

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit?

Redditors.

Why do fencers love Reddit?

Because of all the *ripostes*