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What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

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How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day?

With a Pao Wow.

What's Pao's favorite Chinese dish?

Infant children.

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

What sound does a subatomic Cow make?

Muuuuuuon

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What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

Ask a woman her age.

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Where can you go on Reddit to ask questions?

Not /r/movies.

Why don't SJWs like Reddit?

It's a real cispool.

Page Jokes More Page Jokes

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Where's the other one?

Page two is 19.99$

Whoa Jokes More Whoa Jokes

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

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Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.