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What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

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What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency?

Life insurance policies.

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What do you think of Miles Davis?

He kind of blew

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

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How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day?

With a Pao Wow.

Why would Ellen Pao not do her own AMA?

General Pao's chicken.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA!

What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.

How is Reddit like fencing?

Ripostes everywhere.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What is the difference between in-law and vultures?

Vultures attack first, when you are dead.

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

Page Jokes More Page Jokes

How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!