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What sounds like a joke, but isn't funny?

An anti-joke.

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Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

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Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

What sound does a Turkey make?

Coup coup