What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low

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What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

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Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

Her blinker was on.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.