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What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low

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Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant

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Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

What do you call Batman when he ditches church?

Christian Bale