Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.
Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...
Only one shows an interest in the balls.
Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.
Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera
My cat would be dead before I got 50
Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.
