Typo Jokes

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's your blud type bob?

Typo

What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".

Why are 490 Romans are funny?

Because XD Edit: Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

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9 Year Old Jokes More 9 Year Old Jokes

What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Editor Jokes More Editor Jokes

How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?

If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything.

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.