April Sale - 20% Off

Typo Jokes

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's your blud type bob?

Typo

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".

Why are 490 Romans are funny?

Because XD Edit: Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

You might also enjoy:

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do I know you're not a cop?

If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good

Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes?

So you know what shows to watch.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

9 Year Old Jokes More 9 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

Soil Jokes More Soil Jokes

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

I. Jokes More I. Jokes

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

Pokemon Card Jokes More Pokemon Card Jokes

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why do we call them baby names?

They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up.

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.