Typo Jokes

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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What's your blud type bob?

Typo

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".

Why are 490 Romans are funny?

Because XD Edit: Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

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Bye Jokes More Bye Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

Soil Jokes More Soil Jokes

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

When is a school paper not a school paper?

When it's turned into the teacher.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

How do you get Peekachu on a bus?

You Pokemon

What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.