Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!
Typo
I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"
I replied "Typo".
Because XD Edit: Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.
He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...
Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.
Everything " I replied
Removed
I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.
By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)
When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.
Gladiator.
Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."
They're both convertables.