What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

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What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

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What country are the majority of dress pants made?

Khakistan!

What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.

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What do you give a sick bird?

A tweetment

What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?

A falcon genius.

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'