What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

What do you get when you cross a regular potato and a sweet potato?

A tater tot.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Ill Jokes More Ill Jokes

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

Sick Bird Jokes More Sick Bird Jokes

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

What kind of sick bird is against the law?

An ill eagle

Ill Eagle Jokes More Ill Eagle Jokes

What kind of sick bird is against the law?

An ill eagle

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle