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What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

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Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

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How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What do you give a sick bird?

A tweetment

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO