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What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

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What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

What's a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross country

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

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Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

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What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.