What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

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What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

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What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!

Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

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What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

Who so thelioma?

Mesothelioma