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How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives?

Asbestos they can.

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Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

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What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

What lives in gum trees?

Stick insects!

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What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

Who so thelioma?

Mesothelioma