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What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

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What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

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Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

Why don't Germans like humour?

Because it's inefficient!

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What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.