What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

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What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

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What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

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When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.