What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

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What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?

A very dry sense of humor

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

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What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

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Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?

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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.