What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

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What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)

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What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

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What did the accountant with constipation do?

He worked is out with a pencil.

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.