Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

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What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?

First it goes ping then it goes pong.

How does Jerry Seinfeld play ice hockey?

With his Shtick.

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Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

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Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.

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Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.