Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

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How do you call a play on numbers?

A pin.

What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?

Two flutists playing in unison.

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How does he smell?

Terrible!

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!