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What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

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What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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The ninja replies with "Wata!"

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The tip!

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What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

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What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!