What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

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Party fowl.

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What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you