What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

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What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

Chemical Jokes More Chemical Jokes

What are the chemicals in a midget's body that make them happy?

En-dwarf-ins

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle?

Bike carbonate of soda!