What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

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What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

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What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

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