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What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

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What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

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It slipped a disk.

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Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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Because there's so much base.

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Because he never spills the beans

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I'm floored!

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He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

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The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle?

Bike carbonate of soda!

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid