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What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

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What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

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Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

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What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

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How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A trip to Israel.

Chemical Jokes More Chemical Jokes

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle?

Bike carbonate of soda!

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid