Fuse Jokes

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

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What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

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What color are Margaery's eyes?

Blue. One blew this way, the other one blew that way!

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Why was the tallest man in the world troubled?

Because he had no one to look up to.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

What do you call a flesh light powered by your smartphone?

IFap

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

How are you resisting me?

Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!