Fuse Jokes

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

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What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

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Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What do light and hard have in common?

You can sleep with a light on.

What lights up a soccer stadium?

A soccer match.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

What do you call a flesh light powered by your smartphone?

IFap

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

What color are Margaery's eyes?

Blue. One blew this way, the other one blew that way!