Fuse Jokes

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

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How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

How did Vladimir Lenin originally get into power?

This isn't just a campaign, this is a political

What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power?

A fission-chips shop.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What lights up a football stadium?

A football match!

How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios?

Look, donut seeds!