What's worse than a fish in the SS?

In. Man, I did that coming.

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Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

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Where does a fish keep his life savings?

In a riverbank

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.