What's worse than a fish in the SS?

In. Man, I did that coming.

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What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet