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How did the hipster burn his tounge?

He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!

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How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

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It burns too easily

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What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

How did the hipster burn his tounge?

He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!

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Why did the hipster burn his tounge on his coffee?

Cus he drank it before it was cool...

How did the hipster burn his tounge?

He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!