Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.