How did the hipster burn his tounge?

He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!

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How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

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What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me

What did one white cop say to another white cop?

Another black man bites the dust.

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Why did the hipster burn his tounge on his coffee?

Cus he drank it before it was cool...

Why did the hipster burn his tounge?

Because he ate his food before it was cool.