What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

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Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

Who's the fastest tailor in the world?

Sonic the Swift Taylor

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What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

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How long does a United States Congressman serve?

Until he gets caught.

What's the major cause of divorce?

Once is not enough.

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What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

What's the most beautiful thing in mathematics?

A cute angle