Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?
He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him
A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.
Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine
Tell Jamal to drop it
Probably not a planned child.
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)
You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.
Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
A cute angle