What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

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How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you!

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.