What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

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Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

Because he only came once a year

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

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Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

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What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!

Why does Daenerys Targaryen listen to Hoagy Carmichael?

Because she's got Jorah on Her Mind.

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Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you!

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.