What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

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Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

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What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

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What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?

When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No

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What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

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What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.