How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

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Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?

Skint Eastwood.

What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

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Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

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Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine!

Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

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Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.