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How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism:,P

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What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.

Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

Change Machine Jokes More Change Machine Jokes

Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.