How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

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How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

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What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

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Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.