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What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

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What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend?

Because they're too young for him

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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

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Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

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What would American Psycho 3 be called if it had Martin Shreli as the lead actor?

American Psycho 3: Pleading the Fifth

What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.