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What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

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What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

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How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth