What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

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What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

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What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird