What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

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What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?

A dry martinez.

What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!

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What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.

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How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

Just Juan.

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.