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What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

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Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

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How do you say dinner in Spanish?

JOHN CENA

What should I buy for dinner?

I see frozen peas are cool this time of year...you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.

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What does a Mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.