How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

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What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

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Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.