How do farmers count their cows?

With a Cowculator!!

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Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

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How do cows multiply?

With cowculators!

How does the farmer count up his cows?

With a cowculator.