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What do you call a hippie's wife?

Mississippi

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What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout