Kentucky Derby Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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Bookie Jokes More Bookie Jokes

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

Moostard

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Why are all those people running?

Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why are circles so knowledgeable?

Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.