Kentucky Derby Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

A baaahhhd movie. ()

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

Bookie Jokes More Bookie Jokes

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is it impossible to run through a campground?

You can only ran, because it's past tents.

Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na