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Kentucky Derby Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables.

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure!

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why are circles so knowledgeable?

Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.

Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

Because it ran out of cluck!

Bookie Jokes More Bookie Jokes

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows poop carrots?

BECAUSE THEY'RE CARROT COWS!!!

What do cows sit on?

Couches

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.