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Kentucky Derby Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi

How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

How does Darth Vader like his milk?

Warm

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where do cows go on movie night?

To the moooovie night.

What do you call an Arab who has many cows?

Milk sheikh

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot!

What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.

Bookie Jokes More Bookie Jokes

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.