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What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

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What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

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How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!