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What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

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What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

How do you know if something is art?

People tell you.

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What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways