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What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the bad rapper get for Christmas?

J Coal

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What is a mouse's favourite game?

Hide and squeak!

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

New Years Jokes More New Years Jokes

What do gamers make for New Years?

A New Years RESOLUTION

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.