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What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

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They both have ornamental balls.

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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Turkey.

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The hide and seek champion.

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What makes Mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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Because you gotta catch Jamal

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What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.