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What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

What'd the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very hungry.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

What did Jamal get for Christmas?

Your Bike

What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

New Years Jokes More New Years Jokes

What do gamers make for New Years?

A New Years RESOLUTION

What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.