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What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

What makes Mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

New Years Jokes More New Years Jokes

What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.