Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

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What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

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Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

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What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

How do you catch defish?

With debate.

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Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

Why should you never take a shower with a Pokémon?

Because it may Pikachu.

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Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

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What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow