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Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

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Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey?

The games take 3 months to play!

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

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What is a Pokemon master's favorite kind of pasta?

Wartortellini!

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What did Jamal get for Christmas?

Your Bike

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Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!