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Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

How do you get Pikachu on to a boat?

You Pokémon

What is a German's favorite Pokemon?

NEINtales

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

What makes Mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Black Kid Jokes More Black Kid Jokes

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.