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Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

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What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

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Whatever's the matter?

Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

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What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.

What do you get when you cross Pokémon and digimon?

A poke-mon!

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

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What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!