Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip
Because of the triggers. I'm sorry
They explode when triggered.
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
A newspaper.
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!