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Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

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French Flies!

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The newspaper.

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Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!