Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
They both enjoy a good cavity search!
Sometimes the homeless get change.
So that you can tell them apart from feminists
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!
