Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
None. There are no fish under my new gazebo
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
A Christler.
They were both driving their cars at the time!
A. Who cares
Maybe it's maple leaf.
No, before that.
You get to meet Jared Fogel.
Forget about it.
Michael Jackson
He was talking on his shellphone.
Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
The Moo York Times
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
You ctrl p.
Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
