Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
A widow
His wife and kids
Because they can't tell afib
Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.
Ford was my best friend.
A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)
A Jolly Rancher.
Who cares!
They get to meet their old flames!
You mech a wish.
Their age.
They both worry about the position of colons.
There was a fork in the road.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read
Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end
