Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.
W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...
Medium Pizzas
He's dead.
He drove people bananas!
An eggsy-stench-alist.
What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA!
You rarely have to meet their dad.
It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.
The Saus Age.
They use Bootox.
Ted can swim away from an accident.
An Errorist!
C4.
A newspaper.
Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end
Make it sew number 1!
