Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
Hog and kisses!
Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.
He always tells them with a dead Pan face.
Slip not.
Bark you car on the drive!
There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.
Tooth (truth) or Consequences.
A coniference.
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
Necrophilia
Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
She moved.
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
Make it sew number 1!
