Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
Amor-Man
He gets hammered and she gets nailed.
The one with the dirty knees.
Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.
Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.
So that there's no chance of a hung jury
It means nothing to them.
The bride and all her guests, apparently.
They want to make ends meet.
A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.
There age
It depends on the age.
He was trapped under da-Brie!
Shartonnay
Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted
To get to the other side of the story.
Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end
