What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

What do you call an aging chef with an unfaithful wife?

A cookold.