They don't get better with age
Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
Hahaharvard
They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.
Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21