They don't get better with age
Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.
The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)
Because I don't joke about jokes.
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.
