Quote Jokes

Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What do you call a quote with inhuman like abilities?

A Super Saying

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Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

Socialism Jokes More Socialism Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone

How are babies different from feminists?

Babies grow up and stop crying

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't you wear snow boots?

Because they'll melt.

What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits?

Speedos!

Hannibal Lecter Jokes More Hannibal Lecter Jokes

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

Mr. T Jokes More Mr. T Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.