Quote Jokes

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

To get food for her babies!

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What do you call a quote with inhuman like abilities?

A Super Saying

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Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

Charm Jokes More Charm Jokes

What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

What name is given to the most chickens?

PEGGy

Stumble Jokes More Stumble Jokes

Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog!

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

Karl Marx Jokes More Karl Marx Jokes

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.