Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted
Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
A Super Saying
Because no one man should have all that flour.
They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV
Are ya?
So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"
There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**
Silence of the Limbs
A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.
It got hit by a truck
Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
Cannibal (can able) food.
He was told not to play with his food.
He had a reptile dysfunction
Because her lips stick
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!
