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Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

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Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

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Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

Why don't Mexicans have barbeques?

The beans keep slipping through the grill.

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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

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What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine

What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

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Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!