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Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

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What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?

Filet mignon

What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

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How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

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When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

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What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!

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Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?