Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich
They won't talk no matter how you grill them!
Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*
Parents.
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"
Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!
Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?
