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Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

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What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

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Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

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Filet mignon

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A Pull-it-surprise!

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He was trying to bust a move

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I'm not coming into work this morning!

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Fertilized

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What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

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Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?