Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?
He raised Cain.
On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
They were boldly going where no man has gone before
Addadictomy.
They think long and hard before they touch weiner.
It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.
They won't talk no matter how you grill them!
It's a little meteor.
A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.
Unfertillized
You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!