What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

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Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

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What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

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What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"