Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.
The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Because "There is no Try."
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They couldn't fined him.
Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!