Queue Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

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What do you call a guy that can't make a joke?

A dead one.

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

Vietnamese Jokes More Vietnamese Jokes

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How to keep an idiot waiting?

I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

Why are there no joke about Jonestown?

The punchlines are too long.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

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Vietnamese Soup Jokes More Vietnamese Soup Jokes

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

How can you instantly blind an Asian person?

Put a steering wheel in front of them

What do you get when you mix a black and asian person?

A criminal mastermind...

Lineup Jokes More Lineup Jokes

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

Why is the lineup at the electronic store never straight?

BenQ