Queue Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

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What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

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Ugh Jokes More Ugh Jokes

What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

U.K. Jokes More U.K. Jokes

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?

U.K.

Pho Queue Jokes More Pho Queue Jokes

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are organ donations low?

Because most people have pianos

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Alcatraz Jokes More Alcatraz Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline