Queue Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

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What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.

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What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

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What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

I Pad Jokes More I Pad Jokes

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D