Queue Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

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Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people live soda?

Because it's sodalicious.

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

What is the deadliest bear?

Seriously... I don't know the punchline to this, help me out.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling