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What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies?

A frothel

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What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

What is the one riddle that everyone gives up?

The riddle of life!

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle?

I'm stumped.

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus.

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

What did Harry Potter name his daughter?

Harry Daughter.

Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A ginger kid has 2 friends!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What is this?

A Joke

Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

Blue House Jokes More Blue House Jokes

Who lives there?

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

Solve Jokes More Solve Jokes

How did the detective solve his cold-case?

He put it in a conviction-oven.

Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.