An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
The riddle of life!
I'm stumped.
Because they always leave you stumped!
Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.
Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)
It was stumped.
Whoa did you hear that?
Booooooo, Booooooo
You skip the punchline.
Because seven ten eleven!
Pillow cases
He works it out with a pencil! =
They're too mature for their taste
I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.
Third grade
It's not there.
Because deep down they're really nice people.
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
What does Y-E-S spell