Riddle Jokes

What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies?

A frothel

Birthday State of Mind

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

What is the one riddle that everyone gives up?

The riddle of life!

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle?

I'm stumped.

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Why is E the only good letter?

Because every other letter is not E!

How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

Rabie Jokes More Rabie Jokes

What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies?

A frothel

Uncle Jokes More Uncle Jokes

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

Why was the little ant confused?

Because his uncles are aunts.

Actual Joke Jokes More Actual Joke Jokes

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do dead kids and jokes about dead kids have in common?

They never get old.

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.

Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell when somebodies a vegan?

You don't, they will tell you.

How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.