Riddle Jokes

What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies?

A frothel

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

What is the one riddle that everyone gives up?

The riddle of life!

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle?

I'm stumped.

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

What's got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog Derek, s01e05

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

Solve Jokes More Solve Jokes

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life?

Myrrhder

What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What did the Canadian Reddit user say?

Ehhhhh

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.