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What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies?

A frothel

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What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

What is the one riddle that everyone gives up?

The riddle of life!

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle?

I'm stumped.

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

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What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?

A tourist.

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

Voldemort Jokes More Voldemort Jokes

Why does Voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

What do you call a bad riddle?

Voldemort

Actual Joke Jokes More Actual Joke Jokes

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

Uncle Jokes More Uncle Jokes

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running... JK! Rolling

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.

Blue House Jokes More Blue House Jokes

Who lives there?

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.