Prop Jokes

Why couldn't the set designers plane take off?

Because it was a prop.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you.

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

Heck

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Wooden Shoe Jokes More Wooden Shoe Jokes

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you.

Holland Jokes More Holland Jokes

What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you.

8 Year Old Daughter Jokes More 8 Year Old Daughter Jokes

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you.

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

Which actor is always criticising churchgoers?

Christian Slater.

What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay