Prop Jokes

Why couldn't the set designers plane take off?

Because it was a prop.

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!

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What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

What is your guys' opinion on shoes that are a little bit too small?

Honestly, I think they're pretty tight!

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What kind of bees make the best milk?

Boo Bees!

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

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What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay

What was Will Smith's occupation before he was an actor?

He was a blacksmith

Holland Jokes More Holland Jokes

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

8 Year Old Daughter Jokes More 8 Year Old Daughter Jokes

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.