Because it was a prop.
Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one
The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!
A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)
Spring water
Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.
It Netherlands.
So they could Starmie.
She thought she was a dromedary.
Because they lost their solemate
Nothing.
A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)
The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
Denim denim denim.....
A fridge wearing a denim jacket.