Exhaust Pipe Jokes

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.

What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A cello burns longer.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

What happened to the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine?

It wooden go

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

What does a cynical Irishman drink?

Whiskey sour

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day for you.

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

Why did your sister keep running around her bed?

Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.