He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
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She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe
There was a run on sentences.
They slug it out.
Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Hodor! Hodor!
Black mail.
Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.
OC A quadriplegic.
Rick O'Shay
A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff
Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
His lips are moving.
When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it
Exhausted.
An I-shoulda-pede.
