Exhaust Pipe Jokes

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

School Bus Jokes More School Bus Jokes
Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Long Car Ride Jokes More Long Car Ride Jokes

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride?

Exhausted.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What does a cynical Irishman drink?

Whiskey sour

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is Palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's