2+ Funny Exhaust Pipe Jokes

Long Car Ride Jokes More Long Car Ride Jokes

How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride?

Exhausted.

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

School Bus Jokes More School Bus Jokes

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's Day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

What does a cynical Irishman drink?

Whiskey sour

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

What is a witch's least favorite food?

Burnt steak.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why planes are faster than car and buses?

Because they are almost never **tired**.

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

A. "Thanks for the refill!"

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