2+ Funny Exhaust Pipe Jokes

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor

When someone has Taken your car who should you call?

Liam Nissan

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What are snails trying to do?

Their best

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

Http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

What happened to your three week diet?

Player: I finished it in three days!

Long Car Ride Jokes More Long Car Ride Jokes

How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride?

Exhausted.

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

School Bus Jokes More School Bus Jokes

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

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