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Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

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Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

Whats a sign a subreddit has strong moderation?

Removed

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

Why don't old people like tennis?

There's too much racket

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

Ditch Jokes More Ditch Jokes

What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.