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Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

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Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?

Whats up M8?

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you call a Chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

What do old people smell like?

Depends

Ditch Jokes More Ditch Jokes

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.