Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

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Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

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How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

What do old people often do?

Die

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What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park