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Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

Ditch Jokes More Ditch Jokes

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.