Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

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Whats a retarded person's favorite season?

Autismn

Whats the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeves

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

What do old people often do?

Die

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

Ditch Jokes More Ditch Jokes

What's it called when Batman ditches church?

Christian bail.

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

To turn the blinker off.