How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?!

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.