One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Depends on how clumsy you are.
None. They can't climb the ladder.
You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.
The floats
Fish
Hella. How long does it take them Days.
Because you can't bury them in trees!
Because it's grounded.
He was involved in a hit-and-run.
Gatesgate.
Because he was Russian
Get a broom, you two.
A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.
By appearing in television spooktaculars.