One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Hebrewed his own
With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.
Cause he can only move diagonally
Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.
A Hamburghini.
A log n truck.
At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!
They both hang out at the Space Bar.
They want to make ends meet.
He already told you so.
They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.
There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).
It needs more space.
No pressure
At oh-my-goodness! Skip