Bar Joke Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The sockets all went with the house.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus?

Social net twerking

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...