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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

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What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

What do you call it when you think deeply about something you just saw on reddit?

Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Humour Jokes More Humour Jokes

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

Where would we be in the world without humour?

Germany.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...