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Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.

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How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

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Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.