Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.

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How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

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Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.