Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant.

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What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

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Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!