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Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.

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How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

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How do Canadians say Milky Way?

Milky Eh.... Get it?

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!