Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant.

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What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

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Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.