Milky Way Jokes

How do Canadians say Milky Way?

Milky Eh.... Get it?

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Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant.

Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

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Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

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How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

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What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

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Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

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Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band?

Fall out boy

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Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink?

Coke.

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"