Milky Way Jokes

How do Canadians say Milky Way?

Milky Eh.... Get it?

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Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant.

Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

Consume Jokes More Consume Jokes

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

Expand Jokes More Expand Jokes

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A paws!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why are teenage girls so much better at English than boys?

Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.

Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.