Milky Way Jokes

How do Canadians say Milky Way?

Milky Eh.... Get it?

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Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.

Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

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How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

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Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

Expand Jokes More Expand Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!

What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.