What are apricots?

Where monkeys sleep.

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How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem, He sleeps at night.

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What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)