How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

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What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.