How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

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Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

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What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.