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How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

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Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty