How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

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How does a mathematician go to the bathroom?

He works it out with a pencil.

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

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What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

When is it ok to snipe police officers?

As Dallast resort.