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How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

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Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!

What's he like?

Asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."