He's never gonna give you Up.
John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.
ARRRR Rated Movies!
Insert coin
Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".