What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

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How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

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Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

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What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.

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What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

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What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".