Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What is the official novel of Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you call a can made in Mexico?

A Mexican.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture?

Good Olympic Team Jokes More Good Olympic Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did they build a shrine to Karl Marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

What building has the most stories?

A library.