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Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

How do they play basketball in Mexico?

Juan on Juan

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Pink Floyd &amp Dale Earnhart have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

Good Olympic Team Jokes More Good Olympic Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

What's that Sarge?

Someone's building a pig.