Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

What do they call pita bread in Mexico?

Pita pan

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Pink Floyd &amp Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last biggest hit was The Wall

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

Good Olympic Team Jokes More Good Olympic Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

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What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

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What building has the most stories?

A library.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*