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Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

What is the official novel of Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

Who's there! Craig! Craig who?

Craig in the wall!

Good Olympic Team Jokes More Good Olympic Team Jokes

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face..... :D eh. Eh.?

How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.