Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

How do black people get to Hogwarts?

They go through wall 9 3/5

Good Olympic Team Jokes More Good Olympic Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."