Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

Good Olympic Team Jokes More Good Olympic Team Jokes

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.