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Good Olympic Team Jokes

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

What is a Mexican's least favorite nursery rhyme?

Humpty Dumpty

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

They stop delivering.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

Mexican Olympic Team Jokes More Mexican Olympic Team Jokes

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

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