Good Olympic Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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One Jokes More One Jokes

How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

What happened to the magical tractor?

It turned into a field

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the Olympic Games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face..... :D eh. Eh.?

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What borders on silly?

Mexico &amp Canada

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

Mexican Olympic Team Jokes More Mexican Olympic Team Jokes

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

How do they play basketball in Mexico?

Juan on Juan

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!